i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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