I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I think people are normalizing furries
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Randomize