I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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