so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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