i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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