I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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