They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Randomize