Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
he was CRYING into my vagina
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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