Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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