is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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