I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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