did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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