Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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