Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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