I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.