on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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