Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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