I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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