i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af