Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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