am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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