Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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