the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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