Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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