Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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