so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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