it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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