i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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