You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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