I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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