Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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