I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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