threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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