i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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