His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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