Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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