I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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