eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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