I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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