she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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