we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Randomize
