in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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