she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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