i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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