What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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