Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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