Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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