"it" just moved
one might say we're banned from that church
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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