She's JV to your varsity
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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