If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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