hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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