You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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