just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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