y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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