I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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