DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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