living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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